Please Hold, Your Existential Crisis Is Important to Us
70 stories. 70 words each. No more, no less.PLEASE HOLD, YOUR EXISTENTIAL CRISIS IS IMPORTANT TO US is a collection of 70 very short, very funny stories — flash fiction, if you want to sound fancy about it — where every single one is exactly seventy words long. Group chats that died in 2019. A Roomba that unionizes. A dragon doing inventory. A superhero filing taxes. If you've ever needed something to make you laugh in the time it takes your coffee to cool down, this is it.WHAT YOU GET A 76-page digital book (PDF), instant download 70 complete short stories, one per page Formatted and ready to read on any device, or print at home WHY 70 WORDSEvery story here was written, cut, and re-cut until it landed on exactly seventy words — no more, no less. That constraint is the whole point: each story is a tiny, complete room you can visit in under a minute.GREAT FORQuick reads on a commute or lunch break, a funny gift for the reader who has everything, white elephant exchanges, or anyone who appreciates short-form humor.A NOTE ON PROCESSThis collection was drafted with the assistance of AI writing tools, under the direction and editorial review of the author.This is a digital product — no physical item will be shipped. Files are available for instant download after purchase. For personal use only; please don't redistribute or resell the file.
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